Your First Date with a Girl
Information provided by Disabled World - Published: 2009-02-12
So you successfully got a gorgeous girls phone number and it's time for you to go on the first date? Are you feeling nervous? Don't worry, guys. That's perfectly normal |
The fact of the matter is that we all get nervous at some point. It's not whether or not you get nerves; it's how you handle those nerves.
When you are on a date with a girl you hardly know it's always best to move at a nice pace and not force anything. There will be many openings throughout the night (if she likes you that is). Signals and positive body languages will permeate her soft skin. So you will know if she wants you to take a step further (inviting you in) or stay at bay (telling you to stay back).
So how will you know if you are having a good first date?
The first date is the most important date because it sets the tone. Does she feel like the date can go forever? Or does she keep looking at her watch and wondering why the time is moving so slowly? I will show you how to have the perfect first date and not screw things up.
Follow these rules and she will ask you to follow her home...
First thing is first... always be kind and respectful to her. I don't care if you think she is just a fling or a one night stand; treat her with some type of respect and dignity. All women like to feel cherished and appreciated.
Compliment her on her beauty. Remember, she took the whole day just to get ready for the date. Let her know how great you think she looks, but do it tastefully. Use your head and don't go overboard--if you do, she will pick up on this and see right through you. Hence, you will not get the steamy, hot sex you were hoping for.
Next, you should never talk about yourself until you are asked a specific question. Women hate men who seem self-absorbed. Even though you may not be, if you talk about yourself continuously, she will get the impression that all you care about is yourself.
Focus on her... women love to get showered with attention. That leads me right into my next rule: never block her out--you must Listen to what she is saying. Listening is key to a successful date.
It is important when you listen that you remember what she is telling you... that way if she asks you about it later you can recall it with ease. Girls sometimes purposely do this to see if you are paying attention.
Try to not to bring your problems and complaints into to the date. Have a fun, upbeat personality that she will be attracted to. You must make her feel good. This is not an interview or a mission you're on... it's a date.
Don't move too fast. A lot a guys think that they have a "green light" as soon as a girl shows them positives body languages. Yes, she does like you, but she still doesn't want to feel cheap and slutty. Don't shove your tongue down her throat or climb on top of her just yet; you will get your chance if you play your cards right.
Do not bring up her ex whatever you do. A lot guys make this crucial mistake and reopen old wounds. She will be fidgety and uptight for the rest of the evening if you delve deep into her past relationships. She may have be hurt, she may have been mistreated by her Ex so the last thing you want to do is bring him up. If she brings him up try your best to switch gears and change to another subject as soon as you get a chance. Bottom line... Don't ask questions about her ex. Ask her about her friends instead.
When she goes off into one of those long spells (blabbing for what seems like hours at a time) grin and bare it. Always remember to keep eye contact the whole time she is talking to you.
You should always bring up the fact that you and her are going to have great fun together. Always talk about a positive future that you both can look forward to.
I feel the sexual tension... now what?
If you have a great date, sometimes you feel sexual tension slowly building up but you are not sure if and when it would be appropriate to act on it. In most cases, guys screw things up by trying to go in for the kill too fast--completely turning off the woman whom they are with. When you feel sexual vibes, you have to know when to strike and when to hold back.
Now every man's situation is unique because the woman he is with will react differently to certain actions. With that being said, seduction is something you will need to master in order to have a successful date.
Towards the end of the date
If you are at the end of the date and you still don't know what to do (go for it or keep it cool), the easiest way to go about doing things is to do what comes naturally. What I do when I'm on a date is read her body language. If she laughs with me, gazes into my eyes when I speak, or touches my leg when she talks, I know those are all open invitations. So look out for these clear-cut signals.
Make her feel right at home
Make sure she feels at ease no matter where she is. So if you are taking her back to your place (please make sure it's clean and smells good) just relax and do what you have been doing all evening... be your confident self. Women love confidence. And women love to feel safe and protected.
No interruptions
Please guys, no interruptions. No cell phones, annoying neighbors, or roommates allowed. Put some music on and dim the lights. Candles always work. You must make her feel important (even if she is a one-night stand). You have to look like you actually care. If she feels like you are on a mission to screw her, you will never get her to "give it up."
Making the first move
So the mood is set and you still don't know if you should make the first move both of you are extremely nervous. Since you are the man, and you feel the vibe, it's time to make the first move. Don't be shy. Slowly lean in for the kiss (don't ask her "can I kiss you?..." just do it). Don't worry about whether she likes you or not. Remember, she would not be with you in your room (or at her place) if she did not like you.
Don't rush and shove your tongue down her throat, though. Take it slow; the kissing is vital.
If you feel that the moment is right and things are heating up, you can then slowly begin to undress each other at a similar pace. This is where all your foreplay skills will rear its head.
Last thoughts
It makes no sense to get a girl's number just to get stuck on the date. Will you know what to say to her? Will you have the confidence to make the first move (the first kiss)? Will you know how to read her body language? Will you know when to listen and when to talk? These are all questions that a confident man can answer YES! to. The question is, are you this confident?
Obviously there is much more to learn when it comes to the dating game. This was merely a checklist of things you should do to make the first date "a hit"... literally. Haven't got a date yet? Try these local dating services to find women and men near you.
2. What to Talk About on a First Date
Impressing someone on the very first date can be a difficult task. But if you know what to talk about on a first date, you’ll see that impressing a love interest within minutes can be very easy.
For most men and women, the hardest part of a date is knowing what to talk about on a first date, especially during those first few minutes, when it’s all jitters and one-foot hops.
And the worst part, we’re all familiar with the fact that the first few minutes is all that it takes for your date to make an opinion about you!
Life can be easy if you know how to keep things easy.
You don’t need to be a charmer to make your date like you, if you know how to be nice and sweet.
Once you understand how to be a good date every time, you should be on your way to figuring out what to talk about on a first date in no time.

What to talk about on a first date: AT FIRST SIGHT
Be warm
If you’re meeting this person for a first date, or even if you’ve just been introduced, smile. It can do you a lot of good.
It’s a lot more comforting for a girl to be around someone who isn’t a brooding freak from Hell Boy. Make her appreciate the fact that you’re around her.
Don’t pick ‘em up
You may think it’s cool to use pick up lines or wise one-liners at the start or when you run out of things to say, but hold on to your horses.
There aren’t too many men who have been able to boast about the perfect fairytale romance with a woman, especially when their conversation started with something like “If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?”
[Read: 12 dating rules for classy men and women]
What to talk about on a first date: THOSE FIRST FEW MINUTES
If you’ve always wondered what what to talk about on a first date or the first few minutes after meeting her, here are a few pointers that you could use. And if you know how to work your way around these simple questions, you could probably have enough to talk about, for the whole day. And she’d love you and be impressed by you, definitely!
#1 I’m so happy to see you
So you bump in or pull a chair back for her on your first date, good. The first thing you elaborate about after both of you are ready to talk is this one line. Talk about how happy you are to see her, or how nice it is to have bumped in to her. It’s just a sentence, yes, but one that warms both of you up for the good things to come. [Read: Perfect questions to ask on a first date]
#2 I love that!
So she looks great. You’re all giddy with excitement to be around her. So tell her about it. Saying “you look great!” is a dull compliment. Go one step further.
Is it her hair? Her dress? Or is it something else that you can mention on a first date? Complimenting your date tells her that the effort she’s taken has been noticed and appreciated. If she’s wearing a red dress, you could mention the detail about red being your favorite color, or something along those lines.
#3 On my way here
Did you have a long day at work, or were you unexpectedly delayed? Or did you notice anything fascinating on the way to see her? A glorious sunset that reminded you of her beautiful face, perhaps? Talk about anything interesting that happened to you on the way. [Read: Best places to go on a date]
That’s a few good minutes to charm her and keep the conversation going. And she too might add in a few details about anything interesting she saw on her way to the date.
#4 How was your day?
Show your interest in her life within the first few minutes of the date by speaking about her day. Not only will that keep the conversation light and friendly, it can open up details for a lot more things to ask as the date progresses. And she would feel nice when she sees that her date is quite interested in her everyday life.
#5 Look around you
You’d probably have a lot of things to talk about by now, but in case you still haven’t been able to pick pointers, look around you and talk about something interesting. If you’re at a restaurant, you could talk about why you like the place, an incident that occurred there, about the ambience, or just about anything else. Read these great tips on how to pick the perfect restaurant for a date .
Likewise, talk about something that’s taken your fancy wherever you are, even if you aren’t at a restaurant. But don’t ever talk about other people who are around. That would only sound nosy and gossipy. That’s alright if you know her already though.
#6 Sweet sweet memories
Can you recollect anything interesting or funny? Remember, as much as knowing what to talk about on a first date is about pleasing the girl, it’s a lot more about blowing your own trumpet and bragging to impress her. Discreetly, of course.
You do have to impress her, right? So recollect a few funny incidents that you could narrate to her, and maybe she too may have a few pointers to add. But never let that drawl on and on past the entrées, the main course, and the dessert. No fascinating anecdote should be longer than a minute or two, unless of course, her eyes have lit up like the floodlights at a football stadium!
Along with these tips on what to talk about on a first date with a girl, you can also read this feature on how to get a girl to like you to polish yourself up for one of the best sweet talking dates of your life!
[Read: What girls always notice on a date]
[Read: How to end a date the right way]
On your next date, relax and feel confident from within. Keep these tips on what to talk about on a first date with a girl in mind… and go dazzle!

10 Ways to Charm a Girl on the First Date
A first date is always a crucial affair, more so when you feel that she is someone whom you would want to know better. This is because first impressions can either make or break a budding relationship. So explore the following tips and go all out to charm your girl on the first date. 1. Be well groomed
Begin with the basics and see that you are well-groomed. Nothing will catch a girl’s eye as quickly as a well-dressed, neatly-turned out man. While this implies that the externals should be spiffy, it also means that you check yourself for clean breath, and fresh body odour, and ears and nostrils trimmed of hair.
TIP: The surest way to charm a girl is to ask her questions about herself and to listen. A lot guys don't know what to ask and find it hard to listen. You can have an advantage over all your competition and charm a girl into looking forward to meeting you again and knowing you better. Make her think about you and miss you in your absence. Download the guide to making conversation with girls 'Tell Me Honey...2000 Questions for Couples', a book from Amazon.com, available in paperback as well as an instant download ebook. 2. Dress according to the occasion
A first date is generally a light affair, when two people are just getting to know each other. So if you are meeting in a café or an art gallery or simply going out for a movie, come dressed in smart casuals. Your date will feel that you are easy to be with, but not a shallow personality. While jeans and jackets are trendy, it is a good idea to avoid torn or grungy outfits, unless, of course, you specifically know that your date digs such styles. However, if you are meeting for a dinner date, you can arrive in semi-formals or even designer casuals. Keep the tuxedos and suits for more formal occasions like weddings and anniversary celebrations.
TIP: Browse photo profiles of single girls, filter by zip code and meet someone this weekend 3. Chivalry is not dead
Good manners go a long way in making a first good impression. Pick your date from her house, if possible and be sure to arrive on time. She will feel extra special and know that you are not like the other jerks, who keep their dates waiting. Remember to hold open the door for her, or pick up her things, even if you can see that she has dropped them knowingly! It is always gratifying to know that chivalry is not dead and what’s more, she is sure to be charmed by your gentlemanly ways. 4. Bring a gift
Be sure not to arrive empty-handed. Pick up any small gift when you arrive for your date and your girl will be charmed by the gesture. A bunch of flowers or a box of chocolates are time-honoured first-date presents, even though you can be more adventurous and go for a silk scarf or a nice trinket. However, do not bring too expensive or ostentatious a present, as she may think you are either desperate or a show-off.

5. Think of unusual date ideas
You can be innovative in picking first date ideas. Traditional first dates usually mean a dinner and a movie, but if you can surprise your girl with something new and fun to do, then she is sure to be impressed. Take her out on a picnic that you have packed or have a blast at the amusement park. Or if you know that she is the outdoor type, go rock climbing and share the amazing view from the top. Your date will not only appreciate that you have creative ideas, but also be charmed by the fact that you went an extra mile in planning something new. 6. Ask your date about herself
Nothing bores a girl so much as man who keeps on droning about himself – his work, his achievements and his possessions. Instead, ask your date about her family, her friends, work, hobbies and interests. These questions will keep the conversation going and help to tide over awkward pauses, if any. If you feel sure of yourself, ask interesting things like where she sees herself in another ten years, or what she would choose if she could take only three things if she was stranded on an island. However, be careful not to appear too prying and be sure to take a hint if she seems unwilling to talk about her family or her job. Also steer clear of controversial topics, since a first date is not the right occasion to air your political or religious convictions. 7. Pay attention to your date
Listen actively to what she has to say and maintain eye contact when she is speaking to you. Seldom is anything so irritating to a girl, as when her date lets his gaze stray to the long, stockinged legs at the next table. Also avoid fiddling with your phone or checking the time too often. When you pay attention to what she has to say, she will not only be charmed by your consideration, but also feel valued and respected, which is essential for any serious relationship. 8. Show consideration to others
A girl with her wits about her, will keenly watch how you behave with others. While your pretty manners with her may flatter her into being momentarily charmed, if you are rude with the waiter or argumentative with the movie-hall usher, she might be intelligent enough to see these as indicative of a selfish personality. On the other hand, if you are polite to others around you, she will respect you as a mature person who has self-assurance enough to be considerate to others. 9. Be yourself
Let your true personality guide you in what you say and do on your first date. Nothing is so pathetic as a guy who is faking it, for it reveals immaturity and a huge lack of self-confidence. Be your own true self and she will surely be attracted to the person you are. 10. Drop her home
If all has gone well on your first date, be sure to drop her home. This will make her feel extra-special and she will be charmed by the tender romance of the gesture. Don't try to talk her into having sex with you on the first date, even if the chemistry is definite. It will make it seem like that's all you're looking for.
So if you feel that your date is the stuff dreams are made of, remember that the first meeting is your most important chance to charm her. Stick to the above pointers and before long, your date will be swept off her feet and eager to meet you for a second time.
4. 10 Things Women Keep in their Handbags
Women and their handbags are often the butt of typically ‘guy’ jokes which comment that these oversized things are practically like townships. However more often than not, men end up using stuff which women miraculously conjure up from their handbags, whether to avoid a catastrophe or deal with an emergency. So whether a woman carries a classy hobo or prefers a largish tote, here are ten of the most common things that they keep in their handbags. 1. A pocket mirror
Well, no prizes for guessing this one. But in fact the presence of a pocket mirror indicates more than the mere vanity on a lady’s part. It is useful not only to touch up the lip-gloss but can come in real handy when you have spy on who exactly her boyfriend is ogling at, behind your back. Also in real life, very few people except your trusted mirror will tell you when you have a piece of spinach stuck between your teeth. 2. A pen…or maybe two
Everyone knows that a pen always comes in handy when you have to jot down a phone number or need an autograph from your favorite TV star. But what about when you are standing in a queue at the bank teller’s and the hunk next to you asks to borrow a pen. This way you can have one pen as a keeper and the other one as a giveaway. And don’t forget to extract a quick coffee in return for your generous gesture. 3. Small notepad
This may seem to be taken for granted but you will be surprised at how many people are left searching for a piece of paper when they want to write down an address or compile a quick grocery list at the red light. Carrying along a notepad along with a pen thus saves you a lot of trouble as well as time and is one of the best-kept secrets of organized women. 4. Umbrella
It seems incredible that such a thing as umbrellas should fit into a woman’s pert handbag, but then that is entire purpose behind the invention of folded umbrellas. This item not only saves its owner from an unexpected shower but can also be used for a sharp poke at dirty old men while commuting by public transport. Most of all it saves you from spending the day in damp clothes at the workplace and in the process, from a nasty cold. 5. Hand sanitizer
Every smart woman knows that this item is one of the essentials if she is to avoid contracting infections. Women who are out in the public place for the greater part of the day or work in an environment where they are interacting with people on a daily basis are inevitably exposed to a host of germs and if they don’t take precautions, they are sure to come down with flu or other infections sooner or later. So it is best you carry around a small bottle of hand sanitizer and apply it after using the loo, public transport or even after shaking hands with several clients or customers. 6. Hairbrush
No woman’s handbag is complete without this tool – it could be a hairbrush, a simple comb or even include accessories like hairpins and hair-bands. One of things that women obsess over is their hair and the only way to put those concerns to rest is by quickly running their combs through. 7. Mini flashlight
Men maybe surprised by this item in a ladies handbag but women know how many times this small thing has saved the day for them. You could be lost in a rainy alley trying to find out the mailbox of a particular house number or have dropped an earring in the dark interiors of a movie hall. At such times the tiny beacon of light seems a godsend and what is required to help you get back your bearings – whether actual or figurative. 8. OTC medications
This is another of those items which are found in almost every woman’s handbag and emerges as a life-saver under various conditions. It may be still a few hours before you can head back home and already you have an unbearable headache. Or a loved one on a flight is caught by a violent fit of sneezing caused by a reaction to an allergen. Instead of looking around for pharmacies or waiting someone else to come with help, it makes far more sense in being prepared. For the same reason, many women also carry Band-Aids in their handbags to treat small nicks and cuts. 9. Mints
This is one of those things which has a variety of uses and often feature as a must-have for many ladies’ bags. You could be feeling nauseous after a tiring commute and a mint will immediately freshen you up. Or you could have had a lunch with some item containing garlic/onions and want to smell good for a subsequent date or happy hour. On all these occasions, having a mint or gum is really handy. Indeed you can even offer a co-worker or acquaintance if you cannot bear his/her dragon breath close to your face. 10. Personal products
Then there are women who think of everything – sanitary napkins or tampons for your own or a friend’s emergency; wet tissues to freshen you up when you have been travelling a lot and are quite exhausted. And last of all, extra condoms when you are feeling rather frisky and your partner lamely says that he’s out of Durex. Women also keep their cellphones buried in their handbags and those with kids often keep a change of diapers. Women who wear contact lenses keep solution for the lenses and a storage case, apart from specs.
Women’s handbags have often been an enigma to men especially who fail to understand why and how such a bewildering array of things might be of any earthly use. However women who are on the move are smart enough to know that being prepared is winning half the battle. And their trusty handbags would vouch for that.
5. 20 conversation starters that will almost always work when talking to strangers
You know how it is. You see someone you want to talk to, or that someone sees you, and the conversation begins. It’s easy to remember times when it doesn’t work out – maybe he used a bad pick-up line or you stumbled over your words when you tried to start chatting – but what about when you hit it off with someone for real? The conversation was interesting and funny, and made you want to get to know the other person better. How can you make that happen every time you see someone you want to talk to? Read on for 20 good ways to start a conversation with someone you don’t know!
The largest list of conversation starters so you never get tongue-tied again! 1. Introduce yourself. “Hi, I’m Rob”, is a great way to start. It’s real, it’s truthful and the polite response from her is to say “Hi, I’m Sarah.” Girls are wary of cheesy pick-up lines and no one wants to sound like they’re using one that’s been tried a thousand times before. Try an icebreaker that you’d do in “real” life and see where it takes you. 2. Ask what he’s having for dinner. Maybe you’re at a restaurant with a bar area that serves food, and you see a cute guy. An easy and not-too-risky way to start a conversation is to ask about that yummy-looking entrée he’s eating. 3. “How about those Yankees?!” Finding a common interest – or one relevant to your environment – is always a good option. If it’s a sports bar, or just somewhere that the TV is showing a game, if you’re a baseball fan (or, season-permitting, a football/hockey/basketball fan), seeing someone you want to talk to, who’s into the game too, is a perfect conversation starter. 4. Speaking of common interests, if you see someone who catches your eye, with a book or a stack of papers in front of him at dinner, it can be a great way to start talking. Mention that you’ve had a busy day too, or ask what he thinks about the book he’s reading. 5. “Your dog is so cute! What kind is it?” Maybe you’ve seen her walking her puppy at the park and wanted to strike up a conversation. Most people with pets love to talk about their “best friends” and are open to this kind of approach. 6. “Is this seat taken?” If there’s an open seat next to that cute girl, ask if you can sit there! Next? Introduce yourself and see where things go. 7. “Great shoes!” Everyone loves to be complimented. Be sincere, pick out one specific thing you notice about him or her (her purse or shoes are unusual, he has a nice smile, you get the idea) and use it to start talking. 8. Send over a drink. This can work for both women and men, in the right setting. Want to break the ice but not sure how to do it? Buy her one and have the bartender deliver it, and let her know you were the giver! Then follow up by going over to introduce yourself. 9. Make a joke. Pop culture is full of references to use, and in the right setting any one might work. The bartender’s just broken three glasses in a row and you can mimic a perfect Homer Simpson “Duh!”? Good way to get a laugh and start talking. 10. Ask her opinion, if you’re a guy. Maybe you’re at a park and want a good lunch spot after you’re done hanging out, or maybe you’re at a bar with friends and want a great place for dancing later that night. If you see someone you want to talk to, this is a great icebreaker. 11. Ask for help, if you’re a girl. Need directions? Need a suggestion on your dinner spot after you finish cocktails? Ask that cute guy what he likes in the neighborhood. 12. Be unexpected. Asking an off-the-wall question can work when done right! She’s reading “Rolling Stone” and you remember a great cover from two years ago? Ask if she read that particular issue! See where talk goes from there. 13. Draw someone in as a third-person “expert.” For example, you and a friend are debating whether tab collars or button-down are better for dress shirts, or whether Guinness in a bottle is as good as it is on draft. Ask that cute girl nearby to settle the dispute. 14. Recent movies, concerts and restaurants are great conversation-starters. Did you see Van Halen on their recent tour, or are you about to visit that new museum exhibit at a local gallery? Ask her if she’s interested in music/arts/etc., too, and then explore common interests. 15. “Need another?” Whether it’s the local coffee shop or the neighborhood bar, if you see someone interesting and notice he or she’s running low, a “refill” can be the perfect way to strike up a chat. 16. Ask if she comes there often. You can do it without sounding cheesy! If that pretty girl you’re eyeing seems to know everyone around, ask her why it’s her favorite Mexican place or sandwich shop. 17. Get to know the bartenders. If you make friends in places you like, it’s a great way to help you start conversations! They’re probably happy to help you meet someone new. 18. “Did you grow up here?” Many of us live far from our hometowns. Others among us are locals! You never know until you ask, and if that cute girl or guy is interested in you, too, you can learn a lot with this question. 19. “How long have you lived here?” Like #18, this helps you figure out what you have in common and interesting differences between you. 20. “Can I have your number?” Best after you’ve tried some of #1 – 19, but definitely a way to take the conversation to the next level and see if the other person’s up for it, too!

6. 7 Things Women Expect On A First Date
Landing yourself a first date is only the first step in securing a smooth transition into an eventful and exciting night. A first date is about an impression. A woman wants to feel that the man she's with has not only thought about the date, but also prepared accordingly.

Let me help you decipher her unspoken expectations for the evening and what she wants you to do but would never actually say.
1- Go the extra mile... or two
If you greet her with a red rose and a smile you're sure to get a warm response. But why not turn up the heat and offer her a less stereotypical treat? If you already know some details about this woman, use the information to your advantage. If her favorite color is purple, give her a purple flower. Otherwise, use your imagination.

If she's the playful type, she might enjoy a bouquet of lollipops to sweeten the night. Or, if she's of a more intellectual persuasion, perhaps offering her a copy of your favorite book might stack the odds in your favor. The key is creativity -- she'll be impressed if you've shown that you not only got her something, but that you thought about her while doing it.

2- Be polite, not pushy
She may not tell you that etiquette is a priority, but be sure that she's keeping an eye on what you are, and perhaps more importantly, what you aren't doing. It's the little details that make the difference, like chewing with your mouth closed. Remember; nothing you have to say is either important or funny enough that it can't be said after you swallow.

Do offer to open the door for her, but if she insists on doing it herself, be sure and let her. Another rule to remember: any stories that involve vomit or secretions of any sort (no matter how funny or appropriate you think they are) will generally be a complete turnoff to a woman.

3- Be complimentary
Many men forget to notice and compliment their date's appearance. There must be something about her outfit, her hair or the way she smells that you like. You can rest assured that she's spent a good portion of her time primping and preparing for this first date, and it's important that you acknowledge her efforts.
4- Be curious about her
You're nervous and trying to make sure that she thinks you're better (and more original) than the last guy who showed up at her door with a red rose. The result can often be you talking about all the things you've accomplished while neglecting to ask her about her interests. Your intentions might be to keep the conversation flowing, but a monologue actually makes for a more uncomfortable evening than a few awkward pauses. So be sure to ask her about herself; just don't turn it into an interview.

5- Be assertive, not aggressive
It's important that you show her you're confident. But, it's also important not to blur the line between being assertive and aggressive while interacting with her, as well as those who might even prove to be allies on your first date. When dealing with your waiter, she'd prefer you be courteous than cantankerous. If what you order isn't what you get, then by all means tell your waiter, but don't raise your voice and demand it be taken back. A polite smile and a simple assertion that your order has been confused is the perfect time for you to show your willingness to forgive while your waiter tries to make it up to you (all the while making you look even better). Likewise, if the movie you both wanted to see is sold out, take it in good humor and most importantly...

6- Always have a backup plan
If the plans you made unravel at the last moment, relax. You can always rely on plan B to make the most of what might have been a wasted night. She'll either be impressed by your on-the-spot creativity or glowing at the thought of you considering a "just in case" scenario for your date. It doesn't have to be overly extravagant, just make sure you have some other ideas in the event the night doesn't come together exactly as planned. From ice skating to salsa dancing to coffee drinking -- any backup option is better than no option at all.
7- Leave her impressed
The evening seems to be coming to a close; time to pull that proverbial ace from up your sleeve. You want to leave her with a lasting impression about what a wonderful time she had and how lucky she was to spend it with you. Seeing her to her door will no doubt get you further than the front door. But give her the option to welcome you in by taking it one step at a time. Offering a polite end to a wonderful evening just leaves her wanting more and gives her the chance to assert herself if she's craving more than a kiss at night's end. Of course, if you've played your cards right, she'll be wanting more than just this one date anyway... go get 'em
These seven effective steps are sure-fire ways to not only impress the woman you're with, but also to exceed her expectations. Remember; being sincere and thoughtful each step of the way guarantees success. By taking care and control of the details, you will exude confidence and keep her craving more.

9. How to Approach a Girl in Public
For a guy, one of the hardest parts of dating is actually approaching a girl for the first time. Some guys discuss with each other how to break the ice with the girl of their dreams; others will utilize female friendships to get some inside information on the workings of the female mind. Read the steps below to make approaching a girl in public a little easier.
Instructions
Locate an eligible girl in the room. If she is with a large group, do not attempt to approach her yet. Groups of girls will analyze and find any flaws possible to gossip about with one another. * 2 Make eye contact with a girl you would like to approach. Limit eye contact to intervals of 10 seconds. Lower eyes and gently smile at the same time. This will attract the girl's attention and open up the possibility of a conversation. * 3 Wait for the girl to be by herself. Approach her with confidence and smile when she looks around. Break the ice with a simple, "Hi, how are you tonight?" * 4 Watch for clues that she is interested. She may smile each time eye contact is made, laugh at jokes that aren't that funny or ask questions about the current discussion. Another sign she is interested is if she wants to introduce her friends to her new acquaintance. * 5 Ask for her contact information before ending the conversation.

7. How to approach a woman for the first time
Let’s start with cold approaches…
Cold approaching is quite simple. You go up to a girl that you don’t know and you start talking to her. It’s not what you say, but it’s how you say it and how you conduct yourself. You can even go up to a girl and say, “Hi.” You can go up to a girl and ask her for an opinion. You can go up to a girl and compliment her. You can go up to a girl and ask for directions. It doesn’t matter what you say, when you approach a woman for the first time.
Your body language is everything.
It’s about the way you carry yourself. It’s the confidence you have, the way you talk, the way you look to her that is going to matter. More often than not, when you actually go approach a woman out of the blue and start talking to her, fifteen minutes into the conversation, she’s not even going to remember what you first started talking about, because it doesn’t matter to her. The fact that you actually went up and started talking to her and you displayed the right things to her is basically all that really matters at the end of the day and how she’s going to base whether she wants to continue talking to you, or whether she sees you as someone that she wants to take home that night or perhaps go on a date with down the track.
Touch her.
When you’re interacting with a girl for the first time, too many guys just continue talking and start to get themselves into a friend zone with her, or perhaps let the conversation fizzle out. It’s very important that, when you do cold approach a girl and you do go up to a girl and you want to take things further, that you actually show that to her. You display that, whether it’s being touchy, whether it’s being flirty with her and flirting, whether it’s just telling her there and then that you find her attractive and that she’s a girl that you’d like to get to know a little bit more.
Somehow, you need to actually communicate that to her. Yes, you can talk to a girl and go up to her, but you’ve got to show her that you want more than just good, friendly conversation with her. You need to make that very clear and almost put your cards on the table, because if she’s not interested in you, then you don’t want to be wasting your time with someone that isn’t going to be potential girlfriend material.
Give her strong cues.
It’s really strong eye contact, it’s touching, it’s maybe leading her and isolating her away from her friends or a group, and it’s how you get close to her, this is how you can take it to the next level. Is she drawing closer to you? You can be verbally saying something to her. You can be verbally telling her that she’s making you feel very attracted to her, and also, too, just cutting to the point and saying, “Hey, I really like you and I’d like to get to know you a little bit more,” and then closing with her and getting her number and seeing where you are.
The most important thing out of this is to be able to read what she’s giving back to you. If you’re touching and you’re flirting with her but she’s cold towards you, then you’re either not attracting her, she’s not interested in you, or she just hasn’t warmed up to you yet. Once again, it’s about being present in the moment and understanding where she’s at and adapting to that with the way that you’re attracting her.
Do you have questions about how to approach a woman? Ask in the comments below and I’ll answer each one personally.

How to Break the Ice & Get a Girl Interested
Break the Ice & Get a Girl Interested
Dating is always a tumultuous and confusing affair. Most people are filled with self-doubt and self-consciousness while misreading intentions and cues. This is most apparent in the beginning stages of any relationship. Knowing how to break the ice and get a girl interested in you involves exuding confidence without appearing creepy, something that is easier said than done.
Instructions
1. Approach the girl in her group with confidence. A girl you are interested in is likely to be among company. Rather than waiting for that perfect and unlikely moment when she is alone, approach the set as a whole. This makes a strong statement that you are a confident individual, which is very a very attractive characteristic. 2. Talk to the group with an opener. Rather than an introduction, start with a conversation that immediately engages the group. Ask the group its opinion on a hot topic. One such issue is relationships, since people of both sexes tend to have strong opinions on them. For example, mention that your friend thinks that dating more than one girl is fine, but most girls seem to think it's wrong. Then ask for the group's opinion. 3. Charm the group while showing disinterest in the girl you are interested in. Focus your attention on the group in your conversation and offset this by acting a little cold to the girl. This projects confidence, treats the girl differently than she is used to being treated by potential suitors and piques her interest because, like all humans, girls tend to like what they can't have. 4. Look for cues of interest. Leaning in, playing with her hair, facing toward you, opening up crossed legs, laughing at poor jokes and dilated pupils are all signs of attraction and interest. By keeping on the lookout, you know when you are at a transition point to move on to the next stage. If you aren't there yet, keep trying to woo the group. 5. Separate the girl from the group. Move her around in the venue by asking her to get a breath of air, or have her come along with you to get a drink. If you are able, continue this trend by moving her to another venue entirely. This subjectively gives her the feeling that she has known you longer than she actually has because each move is like a different experience with you, causing a time-dilating effect. It also gives you opportunities to talk with her alone. 6. Boost your social standing in her eyes by talking with her. Use stories to get to know each other, but make sure you inject stories that make you look good in her eyes. Project ideals like being a leader, of having a life, and having goals. Also subtly discuss your previous relationships and how you have had experience with beautiful women and are unashamed of the fact. Lastly project that you are a caring individual who is willing to look out for your friends and loved ones.
Tips & Warnings * The key to all of this is confidence. If you do not have any confidence, fake it by communicating it through posture and body language. Lean back when you talk to people and project your voice. Don't be afraid to take up space and don't be afraid to touch people when making a point. * You will not master these techniques immediately. A part of social mastery of any kind is constant practice. You will be nervous, and you will fail, but see these as indications of progression rather than barriers that hold you back. * Try not to sound conceited or boastful while telling stories that improve your social standing. This is a delicate balance that can only be mastered by continued practice.

The 7 Deadly Mistakes of Approaching A Woman That Will Turn Her Off Instantly
Often Women Know Within the First 10 Seconds of Meeting a Man Whether They Are Going to Sleep with Him or Not…So Here Are The 7 Things Most Men Do To Immediately Disqualify Themselves—And How to Make Sure You Avoid All Of Them * 7. Trying Too Hard Have you ever seen a guy who was so obviously trying to act cool or look important, but he just ended up being the guy all the women laughed about later and made fun of? Sure you have. Just like me, I’m sure you’ve had attractive female friends that always seem to hookup with the guy who “doesn’t seem to care”…but for some reason they never considered you, even though you put in way more effort.
What’s up with that? Actually it’s very simple…
Women don’t hookup with the guy who’s “putting in the most effort.” They hookup with guys they perceive to be “attractive”—which is just a convenient way to say “guys they think are cooler than they are.” And nothing says to a woman “you’re way cooler than me” than a guy who exerts a lot of effort in an interaction—especially when meeting someone for the first time.
I realize this isn’t always obvious. It may be hard to chill out and stop trying so hard…but get used to it. Until you relax and keep yourself from obviously trying to “get” her attention and attraction, you’ll never even get off the ground with attractive woman. * 6. Chatting But Not Attracting
What do most guys do when they are talking with a woman they find attractive? Right! They turn into Dr. Phil and play daytime talk show host as they “interview her” and try to pick topics she likes…
Well, here’s a newsflash for you…you will NEVER SPARK ATTRACTION WITH A WOMAN BY JUST AIMLESSLY CHATTING WITH HER! Woman are stimulated by emotions and tension (a.k.a., flirting). Just think of the adventurous types of men women tend to like…bad boys, rock stars, and celebrities.
For most of us guys, women don’t immediately drool over us based on our looks or status—so how in the world do we expect to stoke her attraction by just having a boring chat? Yet we all do it. When a woman gives us her attention, we try to play it safe, ask the questions we think she’ll like, talk about stuff that’s neutral or common, and do our best to keep her talking to us. Bad idea. One that will never fan the flames of her attraction. * 5. Apologize For Liking Her
Another huge and avoidable mistake that most guys make with when approach a woman is apologizing for feeling attracted to her—or even apologizing for wanting to talk to her. Attractive women intimidate most guys. And they get men bending over backwards to appease them all the time. Men jump through their hoops, do whatever it takes to keep them happy, and often go out of their way to make sure they feel “comfortable” and “not offended.”
And guess what? Attractive women wait until guy-after-guy admits SHAMEFULLY that he’s attracted to her. Sometimes the guy doesn’t come outright and say it, instead he’ll pretend he’s interested in something she likes and use that as a pretext for a date: “Let’s go see Twilight together—and I’ll pay!” Even if the guy actually has the balls to tell her directly, often he first apologizes for wanting to talk to her: “I’m sorry to bother you but…”
This signals to the woman that you’re just like all the other guys who are so intimidated by her that you feel you the need to “hide” or “apologize for” the fact you like her—all because you think that makes her feel “more comfortable” around you.
Don’t do it. Be confident in your feelings. You don’t need to come right out and proclaim exactly what you’re feeling, but definitely don’t try to cover it up—or apologize for it. * 4. Taking Yourself Too Seriously
One of the most common mistakes that a guy can make is getting overly emotional before a woman even knows him… because he is taking the interaction (and himself) way too seriously… and investing all of his male ego and pride into one interaction, with one girl (who he doesn’t even know yet!). And sure, as men, it can be hard to get over our pride when approaching a woman for the first time. * But YOU MUST.
We all know women love men with a sense of humor, yet how can we be “funny” or even “interesting” if we are trying to micromanage every aspect of an interaction with an attractive woman? Instead, relax. Lighten up. Learn to laugh a little at yourself. And you’ll see this attitude will attract women to you like a magnet. * 3. Making It Obvious You Rehearsed Your Approach
Earlier I mentioned that it’s a mistake to try so hard that you make it apparent you see the woman as “cooler” than you. Well, another way men signal to a woman they feel “less cool” than her is by rehearsing their approach. Put another way, guys worry about every detail of an approach—from the opening line to how to ask for her number—and they play and replay the scene in their head. Another bad idea…
Women are never attracted to men who aren’t in control of a situation and display leadership qualities (a.k.a., confidence)…women just aren’t attracted to insecure wimps! Don’t worry that you need to rehearse every detail before approaching a woman. Just do it—and feel confident that you can handle whatever happens! * 2. Not Understanding How To Tactfully Move Things Forward
Now I’m going to blow you away with a little insider dating secret… A woman is expecting you to move an interaction forward… and actually will get turned off if you fail to do so. Let me say this again: If you don’t move an interaction toward intimacy and get physical with her, women will actually LOSE their attraction to you.
I know, it might be hard to believe. But for example, if you’re talking to a girl for more than a couple minutes, she’s probably already thinking, “Okay, when is going to ask for my number?” or even, “Okay, so when is he going to kiss me?” And if you don’t do it—or fail to do it smoothly—then she’ll actually “cool off” and start thinking of ways to dismiss you: “I think we’re better off just being friends…”
And this goes for ALL aspects of women and dating… Confidently approaching a woman, going for the number, asking her out, kissing her, getting sexual… everything. If you hesitate or don’t know what to do in each situation, you will end up losing EVERYTHING. And you know it.
It is crucial that you understand how to tactfully move from one step to the next with a woman… from the approach, all the way to the bedroom. * 1. Not Seeking Out Direction or Help
Here it is: The most deadly mistake men make that ensures they remain single and never date the girl they really want. This is the one mistake that holds men back from EVER having the kind of success with women that would leave them truly satisfied. I know, we’re guys so we hate to seem helpless—we don’t even like to ask for directions, let alone dating help.
I’d know, I was there myself at one point. A couple years ago, I moved to New York City after graduating college and felt completely frustrated that I’d pass beautiful women all day, but I didn’t have a clue how to approach them, meet them, and get dates with them. It was like slow torture!
One weekend I met up with a friend from college, and we spotted 2 women we wanted to meet, but neither of us had the balls to approach them. I can still see the movie of that night playing in my head…right then I decided I had to do whatever it took to learn how to successfully meet and date women.
Well, after lots of “field work” and trying all kinds of crazy tips and techniques, I finally mastered it. And it was definitely worth it. I no longer feel that paralyzing feeling of insecurity… like I don’t know if I’ll ever meet a girl I’m really attracted to… and I might end up single forever. I know that I can just stroll outside and meet beautiful woman anytime, anywhere.
I’ve written a book on the topic, and I’ve coached guys all across the United States… and taught thousands of men all across the world. If you’re serious about getting this area of your life handled and you want to discover what really works, click on the link below to learn more.

How to Approach a Girl You Don’t Know and Impress Her
Do you want to talk to a girl you don’t know? Here are 5 ways on how to approach a girl that will definitely help you make a great first impression. By Keith Brown

Walking up to a girl you’ve never spoken to before is like taking a dip in icy water.
It makes you nervous.
Your heart starts beating faster than you can count.
And your stomach inches closer to your tongue with each step you take.
But as a guy, knowing how to approach a girl is one of the most important things to know in the dating world.
Now I’m not going to make this any more difficult that you already assume it to be.
Yes, talking to a girl who’s a stranger is not easy.
But then again, if you know just how to do it without appearing like you’re picking her up, you’ll realize just how easy the whole game can be.
How to approach a girl you don’t know
Forget pick up lines, forget bumping into her, and every other *smart* move you’ve heard.
I’ll teach you to keep it simple, and help you win her heart even before you say ‘hello’.
Here’s the only tip that matters and you need to remember it for the rest of your dating life. Always let the girl know you want to talk to her before you even talk to her. Don’t make the mistake of approaching a girl out of the blue and asking her out. It almost always never works, unless you’re a smooth talker with the gift of gab. [Read: Easy ways to get a girl to notice you and like you without even talking to her]
If you’re a regular joe who wants to turn into a chick magnet, just follow these steps and you’ll win her attention before you finish your drink!
Getting her attention
You need to let the girl know you’re going to approach her. So warm her up to that idea to begin with by using these steps.
#1 Glance at her. Look at her now and then just to let her know that you’re trying to catch her attention. Be sneaky and discreet, and always look away just as soon as she catches your eye. You’ll rouse her curiosity and that’ll force her to look at you now and then to see if you’re still watching her. [Read: 10 eye contact flirting moves that always work]
#2 The eye contact. Each time she looks at you, look at her and immediately look away sheepishly. Continue to look at her now and then, and once in a while, lock your gaze at her for a small fraction of a second and look away again. By doing this, you’re already building the sexual attraction. But if she doesn’t reciprocate here, she’s probably not interested in you. [Read: 20 things that turn a girl on and gets her interested in a guy]
#3 Appear awkward. If you’re with your friends, look at her now and then, but appear like your distracted and not able to focus on the conversation you’re having with your friends. By doing that, you’re making her see that she’s on your mind and you’re too distracted to focus on your friends. That’s subtle flattery!
#4 Smile at her. Exchange eye contact now and then, one or two times every minute and no more than that, and when you feel pretty courageous, flash a tiny smile from the corner of your lip for a second, and let her notice your smile. Don’t give her a big grin though, a malicious big grin at this stage will scare any girl away.
These moves are all about building the connection and letting her know you’re interested in her. And at the same time, it’ll also help you understand if she too is really interested in you. If she responds to your gestures similarly, it’s a sign that she’s interested in talking to you too.
But if she starts ignoring you at any point here, she’s probably not interested in you and you need to make your luck somewhere else. [Read: A step-by-step guide on how to ask a girl out if you're a shy guy]
How to start talking to the girl
Now that you’ve built the attraction and the chemistry, all you need to do is walk up to her and say something. Use these tips to approach her and start the right conversation.
#1 Waiting for the moment. Sometimes, all you need to do is wait for the girl to give you a chance to talk to her. If she’s really interested in you and wants to talk to you, she’d create enough opportunities for you to walk up to her. She could do this by walking to the ladies room alone, stepping away from her friends by answering a phone call, or even by just smiling at you and leaving the place.
It’s always easier to talk to a girl when she’s by herself. There are no distractions from her friends or awkward moments because she’s already expecting you to approach her. [Read: Things you can say to a girl while talking to her for the first time]
#2 Picking her up from afar. Gesticulate. Use the right gestures to get her attention. This is tricky, but as long as you get the message across, it’ll still work as long as you do it confidently.
Look straight at her, and smile. Jerk your neck sideways just a little bit after you lock your eyes with her, and using your eyes, point her to the bar counter or some exit. Even if she doesn’t get it, you can walk up to the place you were pointing at by yourself, and she’ll know what you mean.
Not all girls may appreciate you gesticulating at her and asking her to walk up to you, but if you’ve built the chemistry from afar, she’d be more than happy to get away from her friends and give you a chance to talk to her. [Read: How to be a man the way he really should be]
#3 The group of girls. Walk up to her with your gaze fixed on her confidently. Walk right into the herd, but look straight at her and only her. Look at anyone else, and the envious friends would pounce on you with snide remarks because you didn’t pick them to flirt with.
“Hey… I really don’t mean to interrupt you girls, but could I speak with you for a minute? I just won’t be able to forgive myself if I left this place without getting to know you…”
Use any line you want and it’ll work as long as you say it firmly, but remember to make her feel special by saying something that reveals how badly you want to get to know her. And unless her friends seem to take your side by nudging her towards you or by smiling widely, completely avoid looking at them. You’d only be asking for trouble. [Read: 15 things girls look for in a guy to fall for him]
#4 Buy her a drink. This is something that can work very well at a bar, as long as you’ve already built the eye staring up and roused her interest. Buy her the same drink she’s already having, and ask the waiter to offer it to her. The waiter will probably drop a corny and grand message like “the gentleman sitting over there would like to offer you this drink…”
When she accepts the drink and looks towards you smiling, that’s your cue. Don’t wait any longer or she’ll think you’re a coward. But if you buy her a drink without building the connection first, you’ll just come off as a creepy guy. [Read: 10 biggest dating turn offs for girls]
#5 A twosome. If there are just two girls, walk right up to them while staring at the girl you like. If the girl’s interested in you too, her friend will slip away quietly with an excuse. But even if the friend decides to stay, just introduce yourself and say something similar to the line used in #3. But this time, include the girl’s friend in your conversation and make her feel good about herself too. But don’t forget to keep the focus on the girl you like!
Keep these conversation moves in mind and it’ll definitely do you good. But if you want to make sure it works all the time, build the tension and the mystery first with your glances and your eye contact. You’ll always end up impressing the girl even before you approach her.
How to Get a Girl’s Attention Wherever You Are
When it comes to getting a girl’s attention, a lot depends on the first impression.
Guys have always been drawn to girls who look good and have a cheerful aura.
But girls aren’t far behind either.
While stunning looks may not be the sole criteria for a girl to like a guy, appearances do play a big part at the beginning.
How to get a girl’s attention
If you’re walking down a street or sitting in a coffee shop, and a girl walks past you, what are the first few things you notice about her
You’d obviously notice her face, her body, her attire and the way she behaves.
Just like you, girls notice these things too.
It’s instinctive, and considering the fact that all a girl can do initially is notice you, she’s bound to judge you based on her sight, at least at first.
So if you want to know how to get a girl’s attention, you need to make sure you’re making a good impression on her. If you can do that, she’d naturally want to see more of you or get your attention too.
How to get a girl’s attention when you don’t know her
If you like a girl and want her attention but you don’t know her yet, here are eight tips that can help you get her attention, flatter her and rouse her interest in you at the same time.
#1 Be charming. You don’t need to charm her just yet. But be charming in your behavior and the way you speak to everyone else. Know your manners, speak with grace and have a warm personality. This is not something you can build in a day, but once you perfect this, you’ll be able to draw any girl to you without even trying.
#2 Don’t be dominated by anyone else. When you’re spending time out with your friends, do your friends ignore you or treat you badly? When you go out with them, do you feel low on confidence because some other guys make all the decisions? Don’t spend time with these guys.
When you’re dominated by some other guy in your group, you’ll look weaker and the girl who’s attention you’re trying to get may be more interested in your dominant friend than you.
It’s obvious. The best girl will want to be with the best guy in the room. If you’re giving another guy that power by letting him walk all over you, you’ll look like the loser while he’ll appear like the alpha male.
#3 Dress well. What’s one of the first things you notice about a girl? It’s what she’s wearing, isn’t it? Just like that, your attire is one of the first things a girl will notice about you. When you look good, all eyes are bound to turn towards you and there’s a better chance of getting a girl’s attention towards you.
#4 Groom yourself. The art of grooming is the thin line separating the average guy from a great guy. Most guys dress well, but they don’t really look or feel like a million bucks. Grooming is to a man what fine tuning is to a car engine. It’s alright by itself, but a few tweaks can make a serious difference.
Use good perfume that smells great on you when you walk past a girl, use fragrant moisturizers and hair products that make you feel rich no matter where you are. Wear a good watch and accessorize your wardrobe without overdoing it. It’s the little details that always differentiate a classy man from the average joe
#5 Laugh and smile. Girls are attracted to happy guys. After all, happy guys make great fathers and are more fun. Be cheerful and have a sense of humor. But at the same time, respect yourself and don’t ever let anyone take you for granted. No girl would like a pushover who’s taken lightly by other guys.
#6 Have a good posture. A good posture can add several inches to your height and your confidence. Good posture is a sign of confidence. And girls just love a confident young man! Walk with a naturally straight back and feel powerful from within.
#7 Try to create eye contact. Eye contact can do a lot of great things in a budding romance. It’s the easiest way to get a girl’s attention and yet, play safe without actually walking up to her. If you learn the art of eye contact flirting, you’d be able to make her like you without even saying a word to her!
#8 Find a way to get to know her. As long as you’ve created a perfect first impression on her, she wouldn’t mind exchanging a few glances with you. Look at her now and then, and watch how she behaves. Is she reciprocating your moves? Once you see that she’s responding to your attention, to learn different moves to approach a girl depending on how she behaves around you.
How to get a girl’s attention when you know her already
If you already know the girl you like and want to get her attention, here are four tips you can use to get her attention and make her fall for you.
#1 Compliment her. Good compliments are the way to a girl’s heart. Girls never forget a genuine and appreciative compliment. If you want a girl to think of you, tell her something nice but lace it with a sexual remark
#2 Be chivalrous around her. Behave like a real man around her. Be dependable and make her feel protected around you. When a girl feels safe around you, she’ll love spending time with you. Just a word of caution, don’t get into her friend zone by accepting all her demands or behaving like a doormat around her. Always respect yourself.
#3 Make her laugh. Build your sense of humor by having a cheerful approach towards life. You don’t have to behave like a clown though. Just be yourself and bring humor out of circumstances around you.
#4 Make her like you without asking her out. If the vibes are right, don’t ask her out or propose your love for her just yet. When you ask a girl to go out with you, you’re putting her in a spot. And once you pop the question, there is no turning back. If she’s not ready to date you for some reason, she may even end up avoiding you or feeling awkward around you. Instead, focus on making her fall in love with you first.
40 Things You Should Never Say On A First Date “Who are you texting?”
2. “Oh, I just assumed you’d pay.”
3. “I don’t think women are funny. Especially lesbians.”
4. “My Dad is my best friend. I’m looking for a partner that’s just like him.”
5. (total silence)
6. “You know, I don’t think I’m really over my ex.”
7. “I’m only looking for someone who can financially support me.”
8. “What I said wasn’t racist. I swear I’m not racist. I voted for Obama. We live in a post-racial society.”
9. “LOL.”
10. “A woman’s place is in the home.”
11. “No, we don’t have to leave a tip.”
12. “People say I’m conceited, but I just love myself.”
13. “Who’s Martin Scorsese?”
14. “Hey, wanna hear a funny rape joke?”
15. “I just want to fall in love with someone, right now.”
16. “Helvetica is too mainstream. I prefer Symbols.”
17. “You know what movie I feel like really got ‘it?’ The Blind Side.”
18. “I feel like you’d be way cuter if you just…”
19. “I don’t own a television.”
20. “I have a bad habit of changing for every person I date.”
21. “My exes say that I was too high-maintenance, but I think it’s just that they didn’t love me enough.”
22. “I’ve never dated someone less attractive than I am before.”
23. “My friends say I’m too clingy, but I just like to throw all of myself in a relationship.”
24. “Why would I move out of my parents’ house? I love it there!”
25. “If I don’t get married in the next year, I think I might die.”
26. “I’m really into Hitler.”
27. “How much money do you make?”
28. “Ugh, I always end up dating girls like you.”
29. “I feel like the media was too hard on Jerry Sandusky.”
30. “Would you mind if I live blogged this?”
31. “I think Mel Gibson had a real point about the Jews.”
32. “What are you thinking about?”
33. “I hate it when gays flaunt their sexuality in public.”
34. “I feel like no understands me.”
35. “I’m sorry. I just need to take this call for one second. I swear.”
36. “I don’t even know what feminists are complaining about.”
37. “If she didn’t want guys to harass her, she wouldn’t dress like that.”
38. “Wow, you’re kind of a slut. How many guys have you slept with?”
39. “What are you doing for the rest of your life?”
40. “I’ll be right back. I have to take the biggest dump.