Papyrus leaned back on the wooden board of his house. Each passing second he steadily becoming more and more nervous, only the spaghetti-scented wood polish smothered all over the house calmed his nerves. 'Yep, things should run smoothly, I have everything planned out!'
"Yo Papyrus!"
"H-human?!" His skull jerked right. "...oh, it's just you."
Sans smiled, ending his walk on the first step. "I think I'll be staying in bed today, I'm running a femur."
"SANS!"
"I can't fool you, after all, you see right through me."
"OH MY GOD SANS-wait, I hear the human coming!"
Sans wasn't too surprised Papyrus already grown acute to sounds the human usually made, his hand relaxed on the bronze doorknob. "You don't think he'll be upset when he finds out…show more content… "-My House!"
Date Status: Start!
Date LV: 9001
The inside of Papyrus' house was pretty average compared to Naruto's expectations, sure they had a purple-blue chevon carpet but other than that, it was your typical couch, TV, end table, gigantic portrait of a bone set up.
Naruto took off his ice adorned sandals before entering in. "This place looks kind of...weird."
"I know right?! Anyways, whenever you're ready we can start this 'dinner date' and do whatever you're supposed to do!"
"W-what?! Who said we were on a date?! I'm just here for the…show more content… Woe is Papyrus!"
*Hangout LV: 9000
Naruto entered the orange tiled kitchen and Papyrus followed suit. "So during the few sentences it took you to get here, I had just enough time to make your ramen, it'll taste so great!"
'That's...a weird scent for ramen.'
Papyrus went over to his extra long sink, he opened the door. "Usually I put my emergency bone supply under our extra long sink, but I also put the bowls in there too!"
"Arf!"
"What?!"
An annoying white dog, carrying a bone twice the size of it, scrambeled out from under the sink and right under Papyrus legs. "Darn it! Catch that meddling canis lupus!" Naruto took a step forward and the white, furry beast was already clear out of his house.
"Curses!"
*PAHHHHHH-PA-RAAAAAAAH
Hangout LV: 8999.5
"SANS! PUT THAT TRUMPET AWAY!"
Papyrus turned around, he grabbed two bone-esque bowls and set them the stove top. "...I'll be back, I just remembered something..." Papyrus left the kitchen, heading straight for a stinky white sock hanging from the cord of their game system. 'Not even the sticky notes I placed worked!' "Sans! Please pick up your sock!"
