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At 31 March 2010 | | |Group | |Company | |£ million |Note | |2010 |2009 | |2010 |2009 | |Non-current assets | | | | | | | | |Property, plant and equipment: | | | | | | | | |Fleet |14 | |5,739 |5,996 | |5,523 |5,805 | |Property |14 | |920 |971 | |871 |920 | |Equipment |14 | |245 |266 | |239 |258 | | | | |6,904 |7,233 | |6,633 |6,983 | |Intangibles: | | | | | | | | |Goodwill |17 | |40 |40 | | | | |Landing rights |17 | |202 |205 | |163 |163 | |Software |17 | |27 |22 | |27 |22 | | | | |269 |267 | |190 |185 | |Investments in subsidiaries |19 | | | | |2,368 |2,356 | |Investments in associates |19 | |197 |209 | | | | |Available-for-sale financial assets |20 | |76 |65 | |21 |27 | |Employee benefit assets |35 | |483 |340 | |483 |340 | |Derivative financial instruments |31 | |27 |3 | |27 |3 | |Prepayments and accrued income | | |17 |25 | |93 |9 | |Total non-current assets | | |7,973 |8,142 | |9,815 |9,903 | |Non-current assets held for sale |16 | |30 |– | |25 |– | |Current assets and receivables | | | | | | | | |Inventories |21 | |98 |127 | |97 |125 | |Trade receivables |22 | |499 |530 | |486 |517 | |Other current assets |23 | |289 |268 | |376 |382 | |Derivative financial instruments |31 | |74 |40 | |74 |40 | |Other current interest-bearing deposits |24 | |928 |979 | |908 |43 | |Cash and cash equivalents |24 | |786 |402 | |756 |219 | | | | |1,714 |1,381 | |1,664 |262 | |Total current assets and receivables | | |2,674 |2,346 | |2,697 |1,326 | |Total assets | | |10,677 |10,488 | |12,537 |11,229 | |Shareholders’ equity | | | | | | | | |Issued share capital |32 | |288 |288 | |288 |288 | |Share premium | | |937 |937 | |937 |937 | |Investment in own shares | | |(4) |(9) | |(4) |(9) | |Other reserves |34 | |692 |430 | |273 |10 | |Total shareholders’

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