Danny Devito Chronicles: Trouble at the Border “I want them in the U.S by Wednesday.”, said Alejandro de Gómez on the phone, surrounded by guards. A muffled, “I can make that happen.” was emitted from the phone. “Good becau- HEY! A RAT!”, said Alejandro, pointing under the velvet couch. The guards quickly pulled the hiding CIA agent out and threw him onto the floor in front of Alejandro. “Rats are pests, and we exterminate pests… any last words?”, said Alejandro. “Yeah, siri: send the audio recording along with the words Alejandro’s plans to the CIA”, said the agent. “NO, kill him!”, said Alejandro. “Bang!”, the agent rested on the floor. “Quick, take me to the extraction point in San Diego”, said Alejandro. “And clean this mess up.”
“Knock knock”, went the door. Danny Devito jumped off his couch and opened his door, revealing the CIA agent. “John Davidson, CIA”, he said. “What do you want man?”, said Danny. “Get in my car”, said the agent. “Okie-dokie”, said Danny. Danny followed the man into …show more content…
Danny was tied to a chair with the Boss Baby standing in front of him. “Danny, I went to business school with you, and the first thing we were both taught is that nothing matters but money”, said the Boss Baby. “Join me, and we’ll make millions”, he said. “Never ever!”, said Danny. “Then you’ll just have to die”, said the Boss Baby, motioning to the guards. “Sorry Danny, it’s nothing personal, just business.” The Boss Baby walked out the room. The guards pointed their guns at Danny’s forehead, but just as they pulled their triggers, Danny bursted from the ropes and dodged the bullets. He quickly kicked one of the guards in the shin, making him fall down and drop his gun. Danny picked up the gun, and hit the other guard with it’s stock. Both guards being on the floor, Danny said, “You’re fired”. Danny looked around the room and saw his rolling pin on the table. He grabbed it and snuck out the