To be honest I really don’t want to do this assignment. Why must I argue about whether or not you and your shitty school district should not censor and read this book? And what in the name of God possessed John Green to write Looking for Alaska? Seriously, and from Pudge’s perspective at that, my nickname and intelligence level precedes his greatly. Not to mention the inner workings of my, Chip “The Colonel” Martin, would have given a better, deeper account of what really happened in our lives. You may have many objections to what occurred in our daily lives, but I don’t really give a flying bufriedo. I understand that we may have spoken inappropriately, had sexual encounters (you know who you are, Pudge), and I dare say lived with disregard …show more content…
After subjecting your precious and spoiled rich children to explicit content and Pudge’s angst, we educated them as well. We showed them where ambition and brains could get them. I, for instance, am a perfect example. Defying the system from withholding higher education to my poor ass through pure genius and an unwillingness to be subjected to the horror of public school. And, yes, Pudge’s philosophical look on life gave your kiddies a look into the deeper meanings of all our recklessness and adventure, I believe he called it “The Great Perhaps”(Green 93). Don’t worry though, because every book that explores this great perhap also ends with a lesson. This time damn Alaska had to go and become that cliche cautionary tale of a destructive teenager who drinks, and smokes, and lives with no regard for the ultimate equality that is death!!!.... Sorry, I get carried away sometimes. Alaska’s death was inevitable, and one of the point’s that I believe old John Green was trying to convey, was that we are what we make ourselves out to be. If we believe we are invincible than we are because, we have the ultimate