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Good morning mi hermosa. I just wanted to thank you and tell you that I think that you’re just so amazingly thoughtful… you have a heart bigger than the size of Panama. I appreciate so much that you took the time to send me the nice clothes for my birthday, it means a lot to me (I’m just going to be missing that Hilfiger shirt like crazy). Carla, you are truly a blessing to me and I love you, and when I say the “you “part…. I mean it… “You” … “Your Heart”… “Your Smile”… “Your laugh”… “Everything YOU”… I love

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