...and I deliver pizzas is a small rural town in northern Canada. I'm writing this immediately after getting off shift and i'm scared shitless just recollecting it so bear with my garbage writing. The rural town that I deliver in consists of about 25,000 people spread out along the foothills of a large mountain range. Many people that live here are farmers, loggers, and shit like that. We have a small college here too so there are a few students from out of town living her as well. Unlike most delivery companies, the one that I work for allows people outside of the city limits to order pizza up to about 50km away from our location. Our company is like this because many of the towns residents actually live out of city limits in the foothills where their farms are. Obviously, this causes me and other drivers to be gone for long periods of time on deliveries. during the long deliveries we aren't expected back for a minimum of an hour before my boss starts calling. To top it off, we are open until 5 am every night. This combination of variables has caused me to witness and be a part of some really fucked up and creepy shit during my several years working here. I haven't told anyone much of it; but after tonight I need to get this off of my chest. I'm positive that I was almost murdered tonight. Tonight started out like most other tuesday nights: I was making shit tips and getting increasingly depressed about how my life as a driver was panning out. I had already taken several deliveries...
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...Generation Fucked Up – Danish Drinking Culture. Alcohol consumption is a large part of many cultures, from celebrations at coming-of-age ceremonies to wishing good health on one’s friends. Denmark is a country which does not sway from this notion in the slightest. Denmark, a part of the notoriously-drunk Scandinavian countries, is facing a crisis: Generation Fucked Up. Generation Fucked Up refers to the Danish adolescents, who, heavy with a culture of binge drinking, are spiralling out of control. Who is responsible? Why is it so? And what can we do to stop it. Binge drinking is a concept that is concerning parents in not only Scandinavia, but worldwide. Binge drinking is when people, often young people, go out and consume alcohol at alarmingly high levels, often enough to be hospitalised. This is most prevalent in teenagers. In most parts of the world, it is forbidden to consume alcohol at all until ages 18-21. But in Scandinavian countries, this is not the case. The students of the Norwegian schools are given venues within their institution to consume alcohol. The Swedish teens are sufferers of the Swedish ‘4-day-hangover’ after every weekend and public holiday. And Denmark tops them off with not only the most lax access to alcohol for teenagers, but the highest alcohol consumption, for teenagers, in the world. According to the World Health Organization, the Danish teens are drinking 11.3L of pure alcohol every year. The Danish adults, however, are not as severe. Whilst...
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...I first met Jessica on a on line dating site. We had gone on a few dates and had sex a few times but it was nothing too serious at that point. Jessica was a cute mother of three and was in the process of finishing college. I could tell that she wished for more but I wasn't quite ready to settle down. I was recently out of a 7 year long relationship and wanted to take my time and really see what was out there. One night as I was almost back home after being completely shut down on a crappy coffee date, my cell phone rang. "Hello?" I answered. "Hey!...Jocelyn?" She replied. It was Jessica and she was loaded, I could tell. "Hey! How are you cutie?" I said in my best sexy man voice."One of my girl friends is here and we're drunk! Are you busy?"...
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...5 Things You Didn’t Know About Working In A Restaurant We have all dined in a restaurant in some point in time. Whether it be McDonald’s, Burger King, or Wendy’s. Hell, some of us might have had the balls to go to Hell’s Kitchen! But here’s a few facts that I’ve been through that might make you reconsider restaurants… Five things you might not know about restaurants… 1. Managing a Restaurant takes up all of your time When you decide to manage a restaurant, it’s worse than having a newborn child. You see, just like a child, it eats, breathes, shits, and cause havoc in your life. And just like a newborn child, it requires your constant attention. And like said new life in this world, you are ultimately responsible. It’s your day off? Fuck you! Somebody failed to show up for an important shift. You have a catering order to go out? You have to be there for it. You watch and plan everyday for as long as you’re in charge. Corporate makes you hire a new manager? Now you’re fucked. Not only are you responsible for making sure that they learn all the systems and procedures, you HAVE to let them fail so they can learn, only to clean up their mess. And as a training manager, you have the added cost of their labor on your books. Thank you powers that be! Let me hold some idiots’ hand and walk them through how to be a retard on my dime. Don’t get me wrong, we all need to learn and grow, but corporate doesn’t have to babysit. Speaking of babysitting… 2. The staff can be your worst...
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...Ok....I’m just going to say it. I’m bipolar, it’s a diagnosis that’s been mentioned for four years almost. First it was depression and anxiety and bipolar, then it was depression with ptsd, then it was depression and OCD, and we circled back to bipolar with anxiety (I still have ADHD, which made diagnosing not complicated). I’m fucked up from health problems and my fucked up family (i.e. emotionally and physically abusive father, seeing my brother be abused by my father, see my mother ignore all of it to try and keep the family together, have higher expectations set for me then the rest of my family, identity issues since my father tried to raise me to identify as a black female (unrealistic lol), and a whole bunch of other bullshit). I didn’t...
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...Fuck I Look Like Kai Davis Fuck I look like? No really, fuck I look like? I look like you got me fucked up is what I look like. You looking at me like I’m not supposed to be standing here next to you. Like, we in the same class but your idea of advance is too advanced And my mind can’t match you. I think it’s my vernacular, How I got half the consonants and twice the apostrophes So my philosophy can’t be valid. Like I speak slave and you speak slave master This isn’t a plantation, it’s a classroom. White people think they run shit because they got money to buy a thesaurus You say, "gargantuan", I say, "big as shit" -----------pause------------ Still, big as shit, it don’t really matter I guess AP stands for "asshole pretentiousness" And if you don’t know what that means, look it up, find a synonym You like doing that shit. You also seem to like judging a book by the color of its author Because apparently Maya Angelou is inferior due to her grammatical errors, But white man Mark Twain can write a whole novel in nothing but grammatical errors And that shit is a literate masterpiece! Well, I can’t help but to pardon my people’s slang because real niggas ain’t real niggas If they don’t got a twang, I won’t apologize. I won’t apologize for mean muggin' from the back of the classroom. Talking about existentialism like a motherfucking boss! It’s not your fault you can't vibe with me! Niggas ---Pause---- can’t vibe with me Either because as soon as I raise...
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...more convincing argument would be that it isn't feminist propaganda and she is simply giving a voice to women who have been ignored creating equality in both genders in the light of my readings of Delilah and Anne Hathaway. One could argue that in Delilah Carol Ann Duffy is illustrating feminist propaganda through the adherence to literary stereotypes of women as the immoral seductress’ and the man as the ‘warrior’. As Millet found that the ‘relationship between sex and power’ clearly shows ‘the distribution of power over the male and female partners mirrors the distribution of power over males and females in society at large’ this can be applied to this poem due to several references to sex throughout. In stanza four, ‘He fucked me again’ the verb ‘fucked’ suggests an emotionally detached act which illustrates ‘Delilah’ as using her body in order to attain power which further establishes the idea that women must use sex in order to change the...
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...Simpson is presented as a wimp. He is a freckled boy who is a loner. The father is presented as some sort of military dad. He is strict and very, very hard on the narrator. Therefore, that is not the best presentation to get. Describe the hierarchy: The leader is the I narrator, because we see in the text he always say I feel sorry for him, but I can't let him go, I don't want to show any weakness" and it's easy to see who have the leading word.7 Explain the sexual associations: The sexual associations of the pun "Look who is playing with himself" they say by trying to tell him that he is a trouble for them and that they are many contrary to him, so they have the chance to beat him without getting resestins. There are other similar examples in the text as: "I don't believe you've ever fucked anybody but yourself!" and "You don't even have a dick! You piss out of your ear! "And "No, my ass!" How do the boys bully and intimidate Simpsons verbally and physically? The boys bully and intimidate Simpson very much. They laughed at him and said bad words too. They shot him also hard right to his belly and called him among other things for liar. They tie him up and hang him. They said that he had fucked a little girl under the narrator's house, but I did not think that it is right. Simpson’s reaction. Simpson's reactions are terrified and are a sissy because he looked terrible. He implores them to let him go, and began to crying. tells them that his mother waited him because he has...
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...Why did he have to bring it up in front of Brandon? Brandon was three times the man he was. Cary’s dad, turned back to Cary. “Anyway, once we were together again, she told me that the doctors said they couldn’t tell the sex and she got to choose. Of course, she had Frankie Dempster 9 already and she really wanted a girl so.” Cary didn’t believe it. He couldn’t believe that his mom would give him so much shit for a transition that she could have expected. Cary’s heart raced as he tried to find a way to express his distrust without dismissing his dad’s claim. His dad sharply exhaled air out of his nose, as if appalled, and continued, “And sometimes I wonder, if I hadn’t been such a shit husband, then maybe all your trouble could have been avoided.” There was silence as Cary’s dad looked him straight in the eye. “Are you making this up?” The words burst out of Cary’s mouth. He didn’t...
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...Louis ' least favourite part of a hangover was waking up to discover he had a hangover. That initial moment when you open your eyes and have to decide whether you'd been hit by a truck or the 70% of your body that was once made up of water is now 90% tequila. Most post night out mornings Louis would do his best to roll over and sleep through the whole horrid experience but this morning, this morning was very different. Louis was fucked, so, so fucked. And not in the dick up the arse kind of way that he enjoyed. No, he was fucked because he had the worst hangover headache known to man, his mouth tasted like arse and oh yeah, Nick Grimshaw was lying naked in his bed. Yup. Louis was fucked. Harry was to blame, Louis decided as he lay there staring at Nick Grimshaw’s stupid, sleeping face. Harry was the one who insisted they go out, insisted they hadn't had a lads night out in ages and here he was lying naked in bed and Nick Grimshaw’s arm around him. Harry was 100% to blame. It wasn't long before his bodily needs began to push through his shock at finding his arch nemesis in his bed. His bladder was insisting he get up from where he was pinned under nick's heavy arm but the idea of freeing himself from under it and possible waking Nick up had Louis frozen where he was. What would he say? He couldn't even remember how it got home never mind how Nick Grimshaw had wormed his way into his bed and possible his pants. He genuinely considered lying there until either the world ended...
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...Music for me is a reminder that there is so much joy and happiness in this world. The thing I really like with music is the lyrics. When it comes to meaningful lyrics I listend to rap music. Rapmusic has the best message music can ever have. I prefer to listen to the rapper Eminem. His songs are songs you can relate to and songs about life itself. Like an example I would like to bring up one of my favorite lyrics in Eminems song ‘’Beautiful’’: In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me I'll be you, let's trade shoes Just to see what it'd be like to Feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside each other's minds Just to see what we find Look at shit through each other's eyes But don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful, oh They can all get fucked. Just stay true to you So don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful Oh, they can all get fucked. Just stay true to you, yeah, so... These lyrics has such a powerful message. What you can take from it is that you shouldn’t listen to anybody else then yourself and that people shouldn’t get in your head and mess with it. For example people that are getting bullied can take this advice from Eminem and use it as a positive support. Another thing that I find very important with music is all kind of beats it has. The cool thing is that there are so many different kinds of them to. All kinds of beats has a way to realate to different cultures. What I’m trying to say is that for example Jamiacan cultur has a special beat and if you really...
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...Have you ever thought about being a rock star? What about a drummer for a touring band? Well go no more, because I know a guy who is both and his name is Joshua Fassbender. Josh has been a friend of mine since 8th grade and I met him through marching band. He later on in life developed a true passion for drumming and is now a drummer for a pop punk/grunge band called Radioactive Red. I recently interview Josh to see how it is being on tour. Here we are right before a gig on night to make the scene more band like. His throne of drums where already set up and he was warmed up. Josh was ready for the night to start but they had a band playing before them. He could not help himself but to tap on his legs and I asked, "Why do drummer always tap on their legs and or just randomly hit objects?' His response was very calm lowering how hard he was hitting his legs, "A drummer keeps the rhythm going by always keeping tempo. I do this to make sure I can still stay on beat." I was shocked because I always assumed it was ADHD or something drummers did to get their mind off of the show....
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...even further to say that men are specifically watching the penis - the rest of the man’s body does not matter. Strager’s argument is unusual, but compelling. The idea of a focus on disembodied genitalia does not seem so strange when you consider how large the market for sex toys is. So, if we accept Strager’s explanation that men watch pornography to see the pleasure of other men, what do women watch when they watch pornography? It’s no secret that the accessibility of porn has increased consumption not just by men, but by women as well. Statistics are varied but seem to indicate that more females are using pornography than ever before. Female-point-of-view films, female porn directors, and even novels such as Fifty Shades of Grey indicate a changing industry which includes women. The shocking question “Do women watch porn?” has been transformed into “Why do women watch porn?” One may suggest that women watch porn to bond with their male partners, to satisfy curiosity, to learn new things, or to get themselves in the mood. No one asks why men watch pornography because the answer seems apparent - they watch it to get off. Why can the answer not be as simple for women? Whatever the reason, we must return to the question raised by Strager. If porn targets men, and showcases the penis, then are women watching men and the penis as well? If they are watching “men’s porn,” then...
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...partner, Margaret patiently waiting at the front. Meanwhile Jeff and Joey sit on the couch under blankets watching TV, eating popcorn. BRICE Margaret! So nice to see you found our place. MARGARET Of course I found it! You can run but you’ll never hide. Jeff and Joey roll eyes. BRICE Ha, that’s my Margaret. Except let’s keep the creepy talk for our rehearsal shall we? Margaret looks confused. BRICE Gentlemen meet Margaret, Margaret, meet Jeff and Joey aka our audience for this evening. Brice grabs the TV remote and turns off the TV. Jeff and Joey are not pleased. JEFF Thank god I popped a xanex. JOEY And popcorn. JEFF Whatever it takes to relieve the pain. BRICE Jeff! Margaret notices Joeys Black eyes. MARGARET Oh my dear! Speaking of pain what happened to your eyes, Joey?? (CONTINUED) CONTINUED: 2. JEFF I ordered sock’em boppers. JOEY I wouldn’t recommend facing Jeff in a match. Unless you don’t mind your eye balls sticking to the back of your skull. MARGARET I love the feel of sticky eye balls. Slight pause. BRICE Okay! Lets get started shall we? MARGARET Absolutely! Reading from scripts Brice and Margaret start acting out their roles. The sound of Brice and Margaret slowly turns muffled as the camera slowly zooms in on Jeff and Joeys painfully uninspired faces. Joey looks around and pretends to have a phone call. JOEY Hello? Oh Susie Cho! Oh my gosh I completely forgot to pick up my suit from your dry cleaners...
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...testing, which create both good and bad friendships. But will you describe the friendship between the main character and her friend, in this British short story Feathers and Cigarettes, from the collection “Feathers and Cigarettes & Other Stories”, published in Fish 2013, as a good or bad friendship? Feathers and cigarettes are characterized by a typical short story. The short story starts off in medias res, which means that we are thrown into the story, without any introduction. It is told chronologic and in the end, when the girlfriend tells the secret to the main character, the point of no return occurs. The short story is told by the main character herself - therefore a first person narrator. The point of view influences the story because we see it from her point of view and because of her thoughts and feelings. Unlike the characters that occur in the text, we get no name of the main character. But we know it is a girl because of her girlfriend and her ex. In the beginning we get a outer and a very detailed description, because we get to know which designer label she wears and what kind of makeup she uses: “My denim skirt from Miss Sixty (…) did my eyes with Rimmel Planet Sparkle and my lips with Coffee Shimmer Exaggerate Hydra Colour” (ll. 9-11). In a matter of no time you found out that she is a very hard and refractory girl, presumably in the age between teenager and adult. She uses words as fuck, none of your business, bitch and so on, which is a very uncontrolled...
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