...Ten Reasons to Hope for the Zombie Apocalypse 1. You’ll never have to deal with your evil boss again. Unless, of course, she/he’s a zombie, in which case, you’ll get to bash her brains in (double win!). 2. When your kids ask you, “What’s for dinner?” you can sweetly reply, “go kill it yourself!” 3. You’ll finally get to test out your Tommy Knocker on some zombies, made by the one and only Zombie Fighter Jango! 4. All that knowledge you acquired from reading countless zombie book and weatching all the classic zombie movies will be put to good use (it’s not just entertainment!). 5. Your neighbors will finally stop complaining about your scraggly garden (I think a talent for killing plants is a sign that you’ll be able to kill zombies just as easily – it makes sense). 6. If the government shuts down, there will finally be a legitimate reason for it. 7. Maybe, just maybe, Daryl Dixon will come along, and you can impress him with your crossbow skills (amongst other things, *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*). 8. Twerking will be a thing of the past (one would hope). 9. Stupid diets like Atkins, South Beach, and juice cleanses will immediately go out of style. Twigs for everyone! 10. There will be a shortage of fossil fuels, and we won’t be polluting the environment at such a rapid rate (you’re welcome, Al Gore!). I hope I was able to brighten your day, now that you can add these to your list of reasons to anxiously await the zombie apocalypse. It’s all about silver...
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...scenarios involving animated, cannibalistic humans engulfing the Earth into chaos. Some scientists have posed the question of: could this actually occur in the real world? Due to this, simulators tracking the spread of the virus have been fabricated, research into which parts of the brain could be effected and how has been prompted, and which parts of nature have the probability of turning us into such things has been researched. All of this might seem real. The creation of a zombie apocalypse preparedness plan implemented into high schools could assist in saving lives. That is, if any of this information had real meaning. High schools shouldn't worry about creating a zombie apocalypse plan; it's been shown the brain can be zombiefied, however, lacks how; proof argued such as parasites and fungi are not enough, and while simulators exist showing how an apocalypse could spread, there is no clear sign of how it could all begin. There are theories that propse the human brain has the capability to become that of a zombie, yet does not prove how, only using fictional scenarios has examples. An...
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...The zombie apocalypse had just broken out, and I was astonished that so many people had died on the first day. Apparently half of the world’s population had been killed by a zombie; but the peculiar thing about all these fatalities, is that all the people were standing still when they were killed. Apparently they didn’t even try and make a run for it when they heard the zombies approaching. Every single one of the deaths had been reported that way, and I, as well as others, had no idea what may have caused this phenomenon. Why would people not try and outrun something that was almost certainly trying to kill or mame you? I reached out to my colleague, who had the information first hand from civilians he had interviewed. When I had gathered...
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...But the gems reveal themselves rather quickly as demonstrated by the meteoric rise of “The Walking Dead”. The creators of the franchise jumpstarted a dying genre, that of the Zombie Apocalypse. So much so that spinoffs are in production, and imitators abound. All trying to cash in on the mindless consumption of the horrid, as if we ourselves had become the mindless horde. Somewhere within each us the idea of watching a person actually devoured by another is fascinating, the repulsion one might expect; affected. The revulsion feigned, we just can’t get enough. Much is a byproduct of the desire to be a survivor, a warrior. Fearsome and self-sufficient, something our society discourages. The martial values being firmly placed in the purview of the military and the...
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...Zombie Apocalypse In order to keep myself safe in an event of a zombie apocalypse I need to go to my house and then find a safer shelter. In order to do this I first need to find a safe way out of the school. The next step in this plan would to find a vehicle and drive to my house in Lamedeer. Once I get there I need to pick up my family and make sure they're safe. The following action if needed that I will take is to find a safer shelter. The way I am going to get out of the school is to hide in a safe place in the school. Once I do that I then need to call my family to see if they can come pick me up. If they can’t then I’m going to have to find someone's keys and borrow their car. I would then have to find the car of the keys I have taken...
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...Zombies are coming to your town! Panic is among you, but you won’t need a thing, other than what’s on my zombie survival guide. Preparing for a zombie apocalypse is like preparing for school. You need to do your homework, if you don't you could face potential doom. Just like if you don't know enough about zombies, you're bound to get your brains eaten. Also, if you don't prepare at all, you'll be out of luck If you leave that essay at home that's due today for school, or leave your machete behind during this state of emergeny, you'll be left in the dust. And, if you haven't prepared at all and you get to school or the battlefield, there's no turning back to prepare once the bell rings. Using The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, I will be guiding you on how to take advantage of a zombie’s biology, what transportation to use, and where to take shelter during the apocalypse I will be taking advantage of a zombie’s lack of...
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...The Keys to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse A zombie apocalypse occurs when the dead “revive” with the intention to transform the living into zombies. It is quite evident that a zombie apocalypse has never occurred, and that the chance of a zombie apocalypse will ever occur is unlikely. However, such absent inactivity should not lead a person to eliminate the possibility of a zombie apocalypse as a future reality. Unlike natural disasters that often come with a warning, a zombie apocalypse would most likely be absent of any warning – it’s an outbreak that occurs unexpectedly, and spreads rapidly. Due to the unpredictable nature of zombie apocalypses, one should not neglect preparation. While at first glance, it may seem that surviving a zombie apocalypse is impractical; with the proper location, shelter, and weapons, people can in fact survive. Location is a vital factor to consider when preparing for a zombie apocalypse....
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...Some people scoff at the notion of a zombie apocalypse, but with our population’s increased use of chemically altering cosmetics, overused medications, toxic energy drinks, drastic plastic surgery procedures, and cell phones permanently fixed to our faces who knows what the long-term consequences may be. The people who will survive are the people who plan ahead for the unthinkable (and have large amounts of money to construct the perfect zombie-proof house). It is obvious to anyone who watches “The Walking Dead” or other pop culture classics where the undead rule that the first and best line of defense is a good shelter. Without proper protection, you are left exposed and vulnerable. However, with a perfectly located, tricked out post-apocalyptic pad, you can rest easy and ride out the apocalypse in luxury. The most important factor for apocalypse home security is location. By building my dwelling on an island with temperate weather, I will be better...
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...My first step into finding out there is a zombie apocalypse, I would try to see who is all human. I would try to see who is all human. I would get contact with family and friends first, but I would try to get with as many people as possible. With that being said you would use the internet and your phone so make sure it's charged. Once I found out who is human, step two comes into play. My second step would be to find a place to meet at. There would need to be a secure place that's around where everyone is. Everyone would also need a vehicle to get to this place to meet and a safe get away from their house to vehicle. once in the vehicle and on way, step three comes into action. On your way to your meeting place, you should collect needs. So...
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...What is the difference between medicine and public health? Medicine saves one life at a time, yet public health saves millions. In the result of a zombie apocalypse, no one ever knows what will happen. The role of the Director of Health is to be prepared for all possible contingencies. He prevents the spread of diseases, responds to disasters, assists communities in recovery, and assures the quality and accessibility of health services. In addition, he communicates with patients and the public to decrease risks of being infected in a zombie apocalypse. This is a step by step plan on how different scenarios should be handled. With the zombies moving towards the south, as the Director of Public Health it is his job to tell the public where to...
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...surviving the zombie apocalypse. Initially, shelter must be established. A well concealed building, such as a prison, is an ideal shelter from zombies. It is large enough to accommodate a large body of survivors who are hopefully willing to join the fight against the army of the living dead. Gates, fences, and large open areas surrounding the facility make it easier to locate and fend off any zombies that try to breach the perimeter. The solid structure of the building itself will help further deter intruders. A high outlook post within the shelter will also need to be quartered; from which, a designated “spotter” can survey the surroundings for any posing danger. Additionally and unquestionably, food and water are necessities whether zombies are seeking your flesh or not. In order to maintain proper health and nutrition while fighting the undead, food, water, and any other desired supplies will need to be collected and stored. In the midst of the out breaking chaos sprung from the apocalypse, the necessary supplies can be looted from stores or other sources. A large stock of each item is recommended so that it may last an extended period of time. Acquiring such supplies is a dangerous yet essential task. A thorough plan of execution may come in handy to organize the quantity of each desired supply. Though it may seem unethical and promptly illegal to loot and raid for your needs, survival requires determination. The pure drive to live through the zombie apocalypse must flow fluently...
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...father's parenting style. Violent shows for children and teens are far too common. Aggression can begin from constantly seeing these violent images. AMC’s The Walking Dead (2010-present is the most watched show in cable television history, according to the number of views. This television show is all about zombies , or walkers as they call them in the show. A serial about a handful of humans struggling to survive in a world infested with lifeless walking bodies. The recently dead awaken with an inborn and insatiable craving for any type of flesh, if it smells alive they crave it, including human flesh. Their cannibalism is contagious, the people who get bit by the zombies turn into one of them. So it begins an exponential spread of the zombie plague and the collapse of their society. The few uninfected persons join to form a defensive cliques or they too get infected. The Walking Dead novel and series has a siple catch: it is an open-ended story. It never ends. As the story unfolds, just like the original comic series, the scene begins in the center of a small town. Sheriff deputy Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln), who awakens from a coma and sets off to locate his...
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...Army Counter-Zombie Operations at the Fireteam Level Table of Contents Page Preface ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………ii Introduction………………………………………………………………………………………………………iii CHAPTER 1 – THE ZOMBIE …………………………………………………………………………………..1-1 The Disease ……………………………………………………………………………………………1-1 Zombie Stages, Identification and Action ……………………………………………………..1-1 CHAPTER 2 – ZOMBIE FIGHTING EQUIPMENT …………………………………………………………..2-1 Protective Equipment ……………………………………………………………………………….2-1 Weapons Effective Against Zombies …………………………………………………………….2-2 Weapons Ineffective Against Zombies ………………………………………………………….2-3 CHAPTER 3 – THE FIRETEAM IN COUNTER-ZOMBIE OPERATIONS …………………………………3-1 Fireteam Formations and Individual Soldier Tasks ………………………………………….3-1 The Fireteam on Offense …………………………………………………..………………………3-3 The Fireteam on Defense ………………………………………………………………………….3-4 Joining or Rejoining Friendly Forces ……………………………………………………………..3-6 Chapter 4 – WEATHER AND TERRAIN ……………………………………………………………………..4-1 CHAPTER 5 – CIVILIAN CONSIDERATIONS ………………………………………………………………..5-1 APPENDIX A – APPROVED UNIFORMS AT THE ARMY ZOMBIE COMBAT SCHOOL ………………A-1 APPENDIX B – DISCLAIMERS AND NOTICES ……………………………………………………………..B-1 DISTRIBUTION RESTRICTION: Approved for public release, distribution is unlimited. iii FM 999-3 Preface FM 999-3 is the primary doctrinal reference on conducting fire team sized infantry operations in a Zombie infested environment in the United States. The term “Zombie” refers to a previously...
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...Over the past ten years, The Walking Dead have been the most popular TV show. The Walking Dead is an American horror drama television series developed by Frank Darabont, based on the comic book series of the same name by Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore, and Charlie Adlard. The Walking Dead premiered in the United States on October 31, 2010, shown on cable television channel and internationally on Fox International Channels. The Walking dead is my favorite TV show because when you watch the show, you will never know what will happen next and that’s what is making it so interesting and exciting to watch. In my opinion, this TV show is one of the best TV series I have ever seen. The Prison Break is also one of my favorite TV show over the past ten...
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...Everyone wants to survive the zombie apocalypse. Hurried feet approach a rusty and almost out of place door. With a shove and determination, the door slowly and reluctantly swings open. The soft sound of boots shuffling across the concrete floors and grates mixes with the soft music playing on the old radio. A feeling of ease and safety envelopes you as the sweet yet sour smell of smoke mixed with oil invades your nostrils. With a loud thud, the door closes and the only thing that can be heard is the quiet music. The dim lights create a calm yet uneasy atmosphere. The Bus Barn at CVU would be the perfect place to stay in the Zombie Apocalypse. The large number of tools, piles of parts, and location make for the perfect place to stay in the Apocalypse. Walls covered with tools and the ones that couldn’t fit, stuffed into unorganized toolboxes. These tools would be perfect weapons for the zombie apocalypse. To kill a zombie you want to do it quietly and quickly. Something that will have the ability to go through a skull and into the brain. With such a big variety of tools, there is no way you couldn’t find something to do the job. Whether it is close combat or you need a projectile, the bus barn has a tool for it. Screwdrivers and...
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