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What is up with the lizards here?
Every day I go home, I have to be careful where I step, where I place my grocery bags, as I fish for my keys and make sure I beat the clock to how long it takes me to open my door and close it behind me.
It’s like the slithery pests lie in wait for me.
They’re all on my doorstep, sunbathing along my windowsill and waiting in the cracks of the walkway.
And oh boy, don’t I hate it when one does scurry inside the house after me.
Just the other day, I got into an umbrella fight with one that was belligerently looking to escape the heat.
After throwing several pair of shoes to no avail, clubbing it with my umbrella finally made the little dweeb run back outside.
Is this what life is going to be like for the

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